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Image via one of 'The Hangover' movies. Tantrums, orgies, heart attacks, nudity, even the occasional hostage situation—going on holiday can bring out both the best and the worst in us, and the stalwart men and women of the Bored at work at a hotel industry are often the ones left to play clean-up, in the process becoming more acquainted with the details of their guests' private lives than they ever needed or wanted to be.

VICE has collected tales from the back side of the Bored at work at a hotel desk, stories that are one part The Discreet sex Stirling and one part The Shining —stories of needles and broken dildos, code names, piles of cash, and enough bodily fluids to fill a complimentary ice bucket. For us, it's a vacation.

If you travel on work often, you would realize on how boring business trips are. You would be staying in the hotel for days together, gulping a drink alone. I work at the front desk of a hotel and get bored easily too! After I get the lobby wiped down, vacumn, and do any paperwork that's really the. Like the title says, hotel front desk worker, boring overnight shift, please have my papers could I walk into your hotel and get a cleaning job?.

So, two of us—both women—go upstairs, knock on the door, the door flies open, and out wafts the smell of sweat and semen. And in the background, it's no longer the boring old hotel Bored at work at a hotel, but instead a full-on porn set with an all male orgy happening right in front of us.

The assistant or whoever who answers the door is all pissed-off that we've ruined their take, and neither of us knows where to look, because there are just dicks everywhere.

So, I tried to politely stutter through a sentence xt them to, you know, maybe keep it down, at Bored at work at a hotel point one of the men in this orgy starts freaking out because he's now lost his boner. Long story short, the assistant says—snarkily—that they only have one more scene left then they'd be keeping the noise gotel down.

I qt been working at this downtown hotel for about three months. Bored at work at a hotel were getting into the slow season, and I was working the night shift with my Night owl seeks Essex Vermont riser was the front desk, he was in the back office. Around 9 PM, as I'm winding down my night, these two women approached the desk, and told me I might want to have security check their floor, as there was someone banging on the door of the room next to theirs.

But before I could go mention it to my supervisor, the switchboard starts going off. Sure enough, it was the guest in the room these two women had mentioned—he told me someone was trying to break down his door, and that I needed to get security up there.

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I told him I'd look into it, but before I could do anything else, the phone rang att time from an outside line. Now this was a moderately-sized downtown hotel.

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So there I hohel, with a major situation on my hands, and the only people in the hotel were me, and two janitors, both under five-foot-five, with the collective threat level of a fucking koala bear. A minute later, there was another call from a different guest on the same floor, the woman on the other end telling me she was too scared to leave her room.

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The two women from earlier Bored at work at a hotel to the front desk insisting I call I told them what I'd heard. I put the operator on hold. The man from the room screamed at me to get security up to help him.

The woman from the outside line screamed that her Washington sex oral Asheboro sex partner was in danger. I told her the police were on their way. I went back to the call, and the person on the other end was like: You can't put on hold in the middle of a hostage situation.

After a few minutes, eight police cars showed up.

They started planning their assault, hofel in the meantime, Bred tried to remain calm and got back to helping some other guests—in this case, a British woman and her daughter.

We found out later that Bored at work at a hotel guest had ordered a sex worker, they'd fought about the price, she'd stolen his wallet and locked herself in the Boerd. She'd called her pimp, who'd tried to beat down the door, and she'd called her friends, who had been phoning the hotel saying she was a hostage.

It was a fucking mess. A few minutes after it was Bored at work at a hotel over, my supervisor returned from what turned out to be his dinner break.

And of course, he walks past eight cop cars, and goes: For us, airline crews were always the most disgusting guests. Without fail, room service would deliver food to one of their rooms only to find a group of Where are nice 26710 kinky girls, all butt-naked.

One time, one of my workmates knocked on the door and the guy who answered had a full hard-on but was still wearing a condom. They didn't care one bit about being naked in front of us.

Worse was, they'd leave their rooms in such a gross state the housekeepers should have worn hazmat suits.

Just awful. Back Bored at work at a hotelmy wife and I took over a hotel on a small island—probably 5, people. And she says: Actually, no.

I want three rooms. I want your most expensive room.

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Three of them. Also, I'm being followed. This is Mike, my bodyguard.

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You'll see ohtel man out front in a white Bored at work at a hotel truck yotel a cigarette. He can't know I'm here. And I'm going: But I decide to play along, and suggest that maybe she needs a code name. And she reaches into her handbag, and—I shit you not—pulls out a roll of hundreds that's probably seven inches across, and starts just peeling off bills. By this point, I was curious, so I asked her for a bit of backstory. I'm being followed, and I just want everyone to leave me alone.

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That's cool. So, I gave them Boored room wori. Then, 10 minutes later, I get a hktel call. We need food. Do you have room service?

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And the bodyguard goes: That was my truck. Eventually, she checks out of the hotel, but now she has houses, so Need a woman Allentown Pennsylvania my legs ends up hanging around the island, and I see her around the community for months.

Like I said, it's a small place, so everyone knows everyone, and probably two months later, I get word from somebody else that now she wants to have a baby. She ended up making arrangements to get pregnant by this guy in town—this dude who's sort of a local fixture with big dreadlocks, probably 50 or so—but wt doesn't know anything about the pregnancy, or even who this woman is.

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And then after that, she just disappeared. This was all about 15 or 16 years back.

But the fucked-up part is, two weeks ago, I wander into hoetl hotel one day—I don't work the front desk anymore—and there's this incident report.

A woman has fallen down in the restaurant and says she broke her back. She'd checked in saying: This all sounds really familiar. And Wrk checked back through the guest logs, and sure enough, it's the same lady again, 16 years later. Apparently she still owns the houses, so I have no idea what she was doing back in the hotel.

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I mean, over the years, there w been plenty of weird guest experiences, but that's the one that left the most lasting impact. It had it all: One night, some guest complained that a smoke detector on their floor kept going off.

I checked the 21st floor and it didn't seem like Bored at work at a hotel big deal—someone in room was taking a hot shower, and the steam was causing the smoke detector to go off. So I went back down to the front desk. Probably 40 minutes later, I got another call regarding the same smoke detector. I went back up—same room with Bored at work at a hotel shower on, I thought, OK, something's wrong here.

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No one showers for 40 minutes. I went back down to the front desk to grab keys and had a coworker come back up with me. It was pitch dark in there, but we managed to fumble our way to the bathroom, asking if anyone was there. No one responded.

And when I turned on the shower light, we found bloodstained towels, used syringes, and a big, broken dildo. As in: And the top end was missing. It was like a crime scene in there. What is going on? I thought he was dead. My coworker saw his naked ass and started shaking and wanted to throw up. She ended up going out into the hall, and I called So, I had to stay with the guy—which I really didn't want to do, because I was Bored at work at a hotel he might suddenly wake up and start going crazy.

The attendant asked if he was breathing, so I went to take a closer look. Luckily, his chest Bored at work at a hotel moving.